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-Fobia a los temblores.
-Fobia a los globos.
-Fobia a pasar encima de alcantarillas.
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-Asco cojonudo a la lechosa.
-Odio hablar por teléfono.
-Odio hablar.
-Me da ladilla Star Wars.

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